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‘Anti-Semitic’ to now be applied to anyone who doesn’t like Ross from Friends

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‘Anti-Semitic’ to now be applied to anyone who doesn’t like Ross from Friends

Anti-Defamation League broadens terminology to include criticism of popular TV character

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NEW YORK: Jewish groups in the USA confirmed this morning that they had broadened the terminology for ‘Anti-Semitic’ to now include anyone who didn’t like Ross Geller from popular 90s sitcom Friends.

“Having successfully expanded the dictionary term for anti-Semitic from its original meaning to now include anyone who dislikes bagels, criticises Israel’s human rights abuses or doesn’t own the entire collection of Curb Your Enthusiasm, we’re delighted to welcome Ross into our fold,” said Abraham H. Foxman, head of the Anti-Defamation League, in a statement.

“We look forward to working with this Jewish TV favourite and ensuring that people who dare to attack his zany antics on Friends reruns are openly smeared as Nazi sympathisers.”

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  1. debandskippydoo

    February 16, 2014 at 4:07 pm

    I love bagels & cream cheese! That’s 1 out of 4, does that still make me an “anti-Semitic” , I also thoroughly enjoyed reading “Mein Kampf”, however it’s author left a lot to be desired, as he was quite the insane little (as in shorty) wacko, I just wanted to grab that stupid little mustache of his and rip it off his upper lip. Gosh I guess I am an anti-Semetic American oh well c’est La Vie.

  2. Norf Landan Yid

    February 17, 2014 at 6:56 am

    Very confused by this. Ross is clearly a sad, pathetic, nerdy, wimp. I have always considered that the writer’s of Friends were clearly anti-Semitic in portraying him as vastly inferior to Joey and Chandler and not an appropriate role model for the 21st Century Master Race. Now I’m accused of anti-Semitism for despising a Semite wuss. Glad the accusation was Semitic satire.

  3. groucho marx

    February 17, 2014 at 11:41 am

    Pandering to Arabs again PAE?

    • Anonymous

      February 18, 2014 at 5:03 pm

      Why is someone with no sense o humor looking at a satirical website?
      Pandering to Arabs?! So you simply avoided 90% of the site’s content because the ‘special ones’ are having their collective leg pulled? That’s why the new master race is so scary and dangerous.

    • Camron

      February 19, 2014 at 9:23 pm

      Oy Vey!

  4. expatriate

    February 18, 2014 at 9:17 am

    Many Arabs are part of the Semitic peoples as well you dope

  5. Goucho's a grouch

    February 19, 2014 at 9:56 am

    i ove bagels, but with bacon.
    is that OK?

    • Ross

      February 19, 2014 at 12:18 pm

      That is not kosher.

      • Dickie

        February 19, 2014 at 2:21 pm

        It’s kosher to me. I am from a special sect. Just don’t toast the bagel or serve it on a plate that is made from wood products – that would be dirty.

  6. Stefan

    February 20, 2014 at 8:44 am

    I like ross but I hate russ. Rachel thought they were the same but the are actually very different. I have never been called a racist so I can hope the russ issue can be clarified quickly.

    I will start liking russ if I have to, or at least telling others I do even though I hate him.

  7. dingle

    February 20, 2014 at 10:41 am

    what about Russ Abbott? I like Russ Abbott and his zany capers. Am I now a jew ? I don’t want to offend anyone…

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