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UAE to Put a Mall on Mars by 2025

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UAE to Put a Mall on Mars by 2025

Country’s new Space Agency outlines exciting consumer plans for red planet

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The UAE’s newly established Space Agency has unveiled plans for several major developments on Mars.

“We intend to open the first shopping mall on the red planet by 2025,” the agency said in a statement, adding that the first unmanned probe would help “scope out possible sites for the new development”.

Although details of the mall project are yet to be revealed, the agency claimed that it would “break numerous Martian records” and would be built alongside a “series of 5-star hotels”.

“If we are to expand our civilisation into the galaxy we must first lay down the initial building blocks of humankind, which of course includes a massive shopping mall, plus a few luxury hotels and perhaps a theme park or two,” it said.

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6 Comments

  1. arad

    July 17, 2014 at 10:21 am

    the Title should read: UAE to put a mall on Mars by 2025 “Inshallah”!

  2. ResidentTroglodyte

    July 17, 2014 at 11:53 am

    I wonder whether the probe’s windows will be tinted…

  3. Kyle Flanagan

    July 17, 2014 at 1:58 pm

    Mall of Mars.

  4. Chris

    July 17, 2014 at 3:16 pm

    I love this website

  5. Anonymous

    July 28, 2014 at 12:34 pm

    Soon there will come a time when the only place there isn’t a mall will be Uranus

  6. G

    September 4, 2014 at 4:32 am

    shut up you diabetic fuck

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